Due to the high number of requests for instructions to build this great home made fuck machine, I have decided to create a dedicated site for it at http://fukbox.com/ where you can download a PDF with the step-by-step instructions too for a small amount.
Don’t ask me why.. I built a sex machine from household items. It is sexy, sleek, powerful, simple and pleasant to use and in my opinion.. better than an iPhone.
Here is how this homemade fucking machine looks in action:
Why is better than an iPhone?
Well, it is cheaper, simpler to use, and definitely it will provide you with endless of hours of pleasure.. real pleasure, not geeky pleasure.
I named it FukBox. FukBox, is portable like an IPhone, but also powerful and sleek like a Ferrari.. in fact, it only comes in one color, the color of passion.
Click on the image to access the instructions:
It also has the transformer thing going for it. FukBox looks and feels like an everyday toolbox, so when you have guests, or kids noticing it, it won’t draw any major attention. Yes, it has a 1ft shat sticking out of one end, but oh well.. just say it is an antenna or something like that.
How did you build it?
Well, I used my hands, a hand controller device called brain, easy to find everyday items, the Internet and our friend and foe, time.
It took about a month to build, mainly because I ordered three parts from the states from a hardware company called SDP/SI that took a couple weeks to arrive. (BTW, the parts costed about $25.00US and they charged me about the same in US customs to get to Vancouver.. is this normal.. and why?).
These three parts were a 6″ sheave, a 24″ 2L belt, and two 1/2″ bore flanged needle bearings for the main shaft which is made of a 6″ long 1/5″ diameter steel bolt bought at Home Depot.
The enclosure of this sexy beast is a red steel 19″ long Mastercraft tool box. I used a 7/8 dia. wood drill to make the two main holes on the box for the shaft of love. Making the holes like this was not a pretty operation but it worked. Needless to say, the drill bit is garbage now.. thanks for lending it to me Steve!
The shaft had to be chromed to slide smoothly on the plastic linear bearings. After looking a lot, I found that a chromed towel hanger was perfect. So I bought a 24″ long 5/8″ dia. towel hanger from Home Depot and got rid of the supports.
The heart of the machine is a fractional horse power sewing machine motor I found on Craigslist. I got it for free from a young lady. Well, I got the whole sawing machine from her, it was attached to a table and weighted a tone. I am sure she never could have guessed what kind of things I was envisioning to do with her grand mom’s old sewing machine.. hehe.
How does it work?
Very simple. It is really a plug and play device:
- Unlock and plug to your outlet.
- Plug the controller
- Select and put the dildo of your choice to the end of the shaft
- Press and turn the knob to control the dildo speed
- Enjoy hours of mechanical pleasure!
Is it safe?
Yes, it is as safe as the intelligence of its user. For example, if you decide to use the 8″ dildo for anal sex and you have never had anal sex before, then you are an idiot and deserved to be fooked by my machine.. so it is all good.
It is recommended to start with small dildos and work your way up slowly. Always use water based lubricants. Make sure you start at a low fooking frequency.
Remember, this machine is quite powerful and can reach speeds up to 280 cycles per minute!
- Variable Speed: 10Hz – 280Hz
- 120V 60Hz standard power
- Adjustable penetration depth from 2″ to 7″
- Comes with pad lock
- Eternal pleasure guarantee!
Where can I get instructions to build a FukBox?
To get the complete detailed step-by-step building instructions go to http://fukbox.com/
and start building one yourself!